The nuns
Two nuns came out of the monastery to sell cakes. One was Sister Mathematics (M), and the other Sister Logic (L). M: It is nearing the night and we are still far from the monastery. L: Sister, did you realize … Read More
A Catholic priest, a Protestant priest and a Rabbi, after a tiring conference on religions, decided to spend the evening on a lake. No sooner said than done. They go to the place in question, speak at random, then decide … Read More
John comes to Peter and asks him: – How your cow gives 100 liters of milk a day? – Awareness, brother, awareness. I approach it easy and I ask gently what we have today for the dinner, milk or meat?
At the pharmacy comes a 80 years old woman with a prescription. The pharmacist asks: – The prescription is for you? – Yes. – Do you know that is a prescription for contraceptives? It will do nothing to you. – … Read More
A guy gets a loan from his best friend 10 thousand dollars. Excited and full of tears, he embraces the friend. The other, surprised, asks: – What’s happening, why you should wail, you also helped me when I needed! “A … Read More
– What would you like?, Asks the waiter. – What would I like? … Well, a bigger house, more money and more beautiful wife. – No, said the waiter composedly, I wanted to say: “What do you want?” – I … Read More
A guy put his head on the door of the barber shop and asks the barber how long he should wait until he is trimming. Being a very busy day, barber looks around and says: “about two hours” and the … Read More
Woman, Oh woman Why do you make me feel Every time I’m near you My heads a spinning wheel