A Crazy World

If the world was crazy, you know what I’d do?
I’d walk on the ocean and swim in my shoe,
I’d fly through the ground and I’d skip through the air,
I’d run down the bathtub and bathe on the stair.
When I met somebody I’d say “G’bye, Joe,”
And when I was leaving-then I’d say “Hello.”
And the greatest of men would be silly and lazy
So I would be king…if the world was crazy.

Shel Silverstein