A man comes home and finds his wife making the bags.
– How are you, dear? Where are you going?
– In Las Vegas! I learned that there are men who would pay me $400 to do what I do it for you for free!
Man sits a little thought, then he starts to make his bags too.
– What are you doing there? asks the wife.
– I go to Las Vegas … I”m curious to see how you do it with $800 a year!